We here at GamePlop are going to now make an unbiased decision about which recent home console is the worst. Now we don't jump to conclusions, so sit and you can see what the truth is. WII SUCKS A PENIS BECAUSE EVERYONE WHO PLAYS IT IS FAT AND SMELLS LIKE POOP. WHO NAMES A CONSOLE WII? I NAMED MY PENIS WII 14 YEARS AGO. WII IS THE MOST PENISEY NAME EVER. IF MY UNCLE ASKED ME TO PLAY WITH HIS WII, I WOULD CALL THE COPS AND CUT HIS DICK OFF AND THROW IT OFF INTO THE HORIZON. IT IS MEDICALLY PROVEN THAT IF YOU PLAY WII YOU ARE 500% MORE CECEPTIBLE TO AIDS BECAUSE WHEN YOU ARE PLAYING WITH WII YOU ARE SUCKING A BIG COCK AND COCKS ARE THE NUMBER 1 CAUSE OF AIDS. I'M FUCKING SICK OF PLAYING CHICKEN SHOOT OVER AND FUCKING OVER, I WOULD MUCH RATHER GO OUT AND SHOOT A REAL CHICKEN. AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THE WIIMOTE ANYWAY? ANYONE COULDA THOUGHT OF PUTTING LIKE 4 FUCKING BUTTONS ON A WHITE DILDO. THE BUTTONS MAKE IT EVEN MORE UNCOMFORTABLE WHEN I USED IT AS A DILDO. WII IS ALSO LIKE A PENTIUM 1 WITH THE GRAPHICS OF A GAMEBOY COLOR. THIS IS REAL SPECS, I GOT IT OFF OF THE NINTENDO SITE. XBOX 360 AND PS3 ARE SO MUCH BETTER BECAUSE THEY CAN PROCESS GRAPHICS AT A RATE OF THE OPPOSITE OF HAVING A GIANT COCK IN YOUR MOUTH. SOME LIKE FUCKING KID CAME UP TO ME AND WAS LIKE "LOOK AT ME, IM A COCK SUCKER AND IM PLAYING WII BOXING!" AND I WAS LIKE "HEY COCK-WAGON, WHY NOT BOX IN REAL LIFE" AND I PUNCHED HIM IN THE FUCKING FACE AND HIS HEAD FELL OFF BUT HE DIED RIGHT BEFORE THAT BECAUSE HE GOT AIDS FROM HIS DAD'S WII. FUCK THE WII AND PRAISE CAPS-LOCK. Thank you for reading our review, we are proud we can make a civilized review with the most accurate details you will ever find, because we hear GameSpot's reviews are PENIS LICKIN' GOOD.

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