At approximately 8:20am this morning Jack Thompson was hit by a GTA IV Rockstar Games delivery truck and has passed away. He was pronounced dead on the scene. Jack Thompson will not respawn. We suspect the driver was using cheats. Everybody mourns his death, and we no longer have anybody to be a total dickpotato about every fun game we own. Nobody to be a cuntwagon and try to censor every amazing piece of creative design. And finally nobody to be a total cockblock when we just want to see some good 'ol pixelated boobs. We can't believe this tragic event happened.

RIP Jack, we will miss you. JK.

Jack Thompson
Born July 25, 1951, Died like 8:20am, 2008

1:45 PM
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