You heard it right. Inside sources tell us that Valve is going to close by mid-April due to declining Counter Strike 1.6 sales. Counter Strike 1.6 has not been selling well, especially due to the fact there are competitiors such as Counter Strike: Source destroying it. I only got 1$ on ebay for my semen encrusted copy of Counter Strike 1.6 on eBay, which immediately led us to believe Valve is going down. We expect Valve to sue the creators of that bullshit game Counter Strike: Source for copyright infringement. If we let Valve go under, I'm afraid terrorists win.

EDIT: Valve is shutting down. A rep came over(we used a fish beanie baby because the real reps were busy) and I had a long talk with him. He confirmed Valve will soon be no more. It's a sad, sad world.

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Categories: Author: gotsmartz