This Eidos developed game is one to watch out for. You play as legendary Chris Crocker as he/she/it has to fight through a crowd of skimply dressed women who won't LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! There are 12 stages, each getting progressively less fun throughout the game. The sixaxis was originally used to control Chris' fire shooting penis, but devs later found out the penis was not visible or was nonexistent and the feature was scrapped. The game comes in 2 packages, the censored version for $59.99 and the "Little Sausages Fun Pack" for $69.99, which is uncensored. Jack Thompson recently said "Why don't you just molest children directly rather than through Rockstar. It would be more personal that way." This is what developer Eidos is pretty much attempting to do, molest your children. This game could change gaming as we know it, because we have never had a game with a character who sucks so much cock. Except maybe Rengoku. That game sucked major dick.

Note: We do not hate gay people. We hate Chris Crocker. There is a difference.
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