Welcome To GamePlop! If You Leave This Site, Midgets Will Eat Your Family
Monday Feb. 25, 2008
Welcome to GamePlop, where there is the most reliable unbiased news around. We are so unbiased that we frown apon anyone who has even slight bias, and then we will have extreme bias against them, making us extremely unbiased. When we write reviews, we will automatically give any Barbie branded game a 4 out of 10, because playing through it would be biased to Al Queda. We will also give every game made by Sony Online Entertainment a 10% lower score then it deserves, just to show that life is arbitrary and unfair. Sorry Baldur's Gate, you probably sucked anyway. Well now you can enjoy GamePlop, because it's as if game news plops out of the sky, just like that one time in Panama where it rained actual poop for 11 days straight.
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