EA Makes Proposition To Buy Microsoft


Microsoft was certainly surprised when EA offered to buy the multibillion dollar company for 8 million dollars after they recently failed to aquire Take Two. For the offer EA sent a rep in an EA branded Sonic the Hedgehog costume, further disregarding copyright laws. The company also told Microsoft that their branch would be able to keep the Microsoft name, but Windows Vista would be renamed to "EA Sports Goes BIG" and would have to have all Windows logos replaced with giant penises with the EA logo on the right testicle. Microsoft threatened to sue and EA declines to comment at this time.