After the failure of every movie Uwe Boll ever made, the brilliant film-maker is at it again, with his recently announced Tetris movie. It is an action/horror/puzzle movie, one of the first of it's kind. The budget for the movie is nearly 200 million, a little bit more then the original Matrix movie. Angelina Jolie is supposed to play the square block, one of the lead roles in the movie. The L-block was supposed to be played by Jamie Lynn Spears, but I heard they need to reconsider because she no longer fits in the costume. The other actors have not been announced yet. The movie is planned to come out in theaters this November, but I doubt anybody plans to even illegally download it for free. Without further ado, here is the long awaited interview:
GamePlop: What possessed you to make this movie?
Boll: As a child, I always enjoyed Tetris. And penises. There are many movies with penises in them, but not many about Tetris, and this inspired me.
GamePlop: Being that all your previous movies were a collosal failure, how did you get all the funding for Tetris?
Boll: I sold my child.
GamePlop: How do you feel about people making fun of the upcoming movie?
Boll: It's mean. I just want some friends. I mean c'mon?
GamePlop: Okay, well can you describe the Tetris movie experience?
Boll: It is going to be orgasmic. It's like that feeling you got when you first played Tetris, but better because you are watching it. You get the excitement of watching somebody else play your favorite game, and paying a fair price for it too.
GamePlop: Well thank you for your time, we want to end this interview early because we can't continue our interview while you have that cock in your mouth. We look forward to Tetris.
Uwe: AHRGRHRGHRGRHRGH...gulp.

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