Sony's Phil Harrison Leaves Sony Due To Pregnancy, Sony Tries To Cover It Up


Phil Harrison was discovered to have quit Sony Entertainment of America due to the fact he is pregnant and is bringing a new child into this world. Kaz Hirai has taken Harrison's place, and also helped name Harrison's new baby. The scans show it is a boy, and will be named Ridge Racer. He plans to raise the child entirely in PS home with husband Hilary Clinton. "I really just want to spend time with my new family, I want to watch my child grow up every step of the way. I feel like Jamie Lynn Spears, but not like 13 years old." said Harrison in his super secret interview. Sony kept this news extremely secret, so secret that nobody knows about it except us. Don't tell anyone, you don't want Jak and Daxter coming to your door with a colt 45 do you?