Mass Effect, Microsoft's epic Sci-Fi Action RPG is one of the most offensive games that I have played in my life time.

I thought this game was about traveling the galaxy and inserting your penis into random blue aliens. Instead I was deeply disheartened when I played the game for hours and saw no alien sex whatsoever.

After awhile I began to think that the copy I had purchased from Gamestop was defective. I promptly headed back to the store and explained my situation to the sales clerk.

Me "Excuse me I would like a new copy of Mass Effect.."
Employee "Is something wrong with yours?, is it scratched?"
Me -"It may as well be, I haven't gotten any alien ass in this piece of shit.."
Employee- "What?"
Me -"You fucking heard me asshole, give me a new copy"
Employee-"There is a small sex scene near the end of the game but there isn't any nudity"
Me - "WHAT?"
Employee - "Sir I can't help you, this isn't a valid reason to return the game and you didn't even purchase a warranty on the game"

I walked out of the game store when everyone began to laugh uncontrollably for some odd reason..

This game had serious potential, it could have competed with the greats like BMX XXX, The Guy Game and Leisure Suit Larry..3 of my all time favorite video games. But instead we are given a game with a "Story line and multi-layered dialog" what a disgrace.

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Categories: Author: gotsmartz